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5 Annoying coworkers you should avoid (Before They Ruin Your Day, Your Mood, and Your Career)

Work (plus Nigeria) is hard enough without dealing with coworkers who make you want to go outside, look up at the sky and ask God, “Why did you brought sic me to this country?”
From the office gossip to the energy vampire, some people are just wahala waiting to happen. And that’s without even touching on the annoying lover boy who has arrived early with the staff bus but, unlike the other staff who use that time to get some more sleep, instead uses it to leave a long, loud, annoying “good morning message for her”.
The Five Coworkers to Avoid at All Cost
Here’s your guide to recognizing and dodging all the people you need to avoid at work, because sincerely and truly, as the philosopher Tiwa Savage said: you no come this life to suffer (more than necessary).
1. The Office Gossip (A.k.a NTA News)
This person’s main job is news reporter, and the role on their employment contract is just a side hustle. They know who’s dating who, who broke up with who, who’s about to get fired (and why), and who’s next in line for a promotion.
You’ll find them either hovering by people’s desks like guys outside the betting centre hustling for daily 2 odds or sliding into your slack DMs with a “You won’t believe who I saw talking to oga just now!” Their KPIs and OKRs? To be the first to spread the gist—whether true, half-true, or a complete lie.
For your peace of mind, avoid talking to them too often. People will assume you’re part of their gossip constituency if you’re seen talking to them regularly. The next thing you know, HR is sending you a query about “unprofessional behaviour.”
If you make the rookie mistake of confiding in them, your secrets will become the next office memo. That small gist you told them about how your BetKing bet code hit last week, and how you’re keeping it lowkey to avoid billing? SORRY, billing has come o!
The office gossip can be entertaining—after all, who doesn’t love a little gist that does not concern them? But remember, they’re a drama cannon waiting to explode. Keep your distance far and your secrets even farther.
Extra Tip: If they manage to corner you, hit them with a “Hmmm…God dey” and walk away like you’re late for an investor meeting.

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2. The Energy Vampire (Nigerian Dracula)
This one is the human equivalent of that low NEPA voltage that comes every other month, draining everybody’s light, life, energy and ruining expensive devices.
Whether it’s their constant negativity, consistent complaints about everything, or their almost impressive ability to turn even the most exciting project into an exhausting nightmare, the energy vampire is especially talented at making you feel more drained than an iPhone XR battery at 2%.
Why avoid them? Spending too much time with this energy sucker will leave you feeling like you’ve run a marathon on an empty stomach – frustrated and ready to collapse while questioning all your life choices.
If you’re unfortunately stuck in a team project with them, focus on the task at hand and avoid getting drawn into their doomsday attitude. Keep your responses short and professional, like you’re responding to a situationship that doesn’t know things have ended.
In case they ever corner you and start sharing negativity like a party pack, politely but firmly cut them off. Say “Abeg abeg, I no get power for that one today. I get work.”
3. The Know-It-All (A.K.A. “The Google Expert”)
This person is the office’s self-appointed Wikipedia, Google, and ChatGPT. They have an opinion on everything, from how to write documentation, why nobody sees Lagbaja’s face, Davido vs Wizkid, Funke Akindele, Tope Alabi, the real truth about Ayra Starr and Rema relationship, how to buy a house in Banana Island Lagos to why jollof rice tastes better in Senegal (even though they’ve never been there).
They are always doing oversabi, whether what they know is accurate, outdated, or entirely made up. That’s why they are frenemies with the office gossip.
You can always spot the office oversabi by their signature phrases: “Actually, let me correct you there,” “Fun fact…” and “Well, according to my research…”
They’re the type of person who will interrupt your presentation to point out a silly typo on slide 3 or explain why your opinion is “technically incorrect.”
Their unsolicited advice and corrections can make you feel like you’re in secondary school, being scolded by a wicked maths teacher whose wife left him for the French teacher.
Why avoid them other than the fact that they are more annoying than mosquitoes in your ear?
How to survive, in case you jam them by mistake:
When they start their “Well, actually…”, respond with “Wow, that’s interesting. Anyway…” and sharply change the subject.
Never argue with them; it will be like wrestling a pig in the mud. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. Save your energy for fights that matter, like your upcoming appraisal.
If they’re really insistent and can’t seem to take a hint, give them a task to keep them busy. “Since you know everything and have all the degrees, can you help me fix this printer? E just dey make noise since morning.”
4. The Boss’s Pet (A.K.A. “Oga/Madam’s Eye Service”)
This person is the office equivalent of a teacher’s pet—always on the boss’s good side, and they’ll do anything and everything to stay there.
Whether it’s volunteering for extra work nobody needs, laughing like a hyena at oga or madam’s jokes, or throwing their colleagues under the bus, they will be there no matter what.
They’re the first to say “Yes, sir!” in meetings, the last to leave the office (even if they’re just scrolling through Instagram) because they want to appear overly dedicated, and the one who always seem to know what madam wants before madam even knows it.
Why avoid them? Their loyalty is to management alone. If it comes down to saving their own skin or protecting you, they’ll fling you under the bus and drive the bus over you twice.
They’re the kind of person who will take credit for your work without fear or shame and then blame you when things go wrong.
Always keep your distance from Oga and Madam’s pet. They’re not your friend and will use any information you share against you. Imagine if they now gang up with the office gossip to table your matter? It is finished oh.
If you have to work with them, save every email, text, and document, and keep a record of tasks, deadlines, and agreements. Also avoid sharing your real feelings about work around or with them. They’ll twist your words and serve them as macaroni to management on a silver platter.
5. The Overly Competitive Colleague (A.K.A. “The Hustle Machine”)
This person treats every task, project or even a typical day like it’s a BBNaija finale, with drama, villain energy, plenty of strategy, and a burning desire to win at all costs.
Whether it’s small office banter, a team project, or even who gets to the photocopier first, The Hustle Machine will turn it into a reality TV-worthy competition.
Unfortunately, you cannot avoid them, because they are the type of person management likes to involve in everything. Even though they will step on everybody’s toes, create unnecessary tension and turn a simple work project into a battle.
The only way to deal with it is to face your own work and let The Hustle Machine tire themselves out.
Bonus Person to Avoid: The Time Waster
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Polo Avenue x Versace: An Exclusive Collection Unveiling in Lagos

Lagos high-fashion scene witnessed an unforgettable night of glitz, glamour, and luxury as Polo Avenue, the official retailer for Versace in Nigeria, hosted an exclusive unveiling of the latest Versace collection.
Held at the prestigious Polo Avenue store on Admiralty Way, Lekki Phase 1, the event welcomed fashion stylists, enthusiasts, and socialites, all dressed in their finest Versace ensembles. The launch showcased bold designs, intricate patterns, and timeless elegance, reinforcing Versace’s dominance in the world of luxury fashion.
Guests were treated to an immersive experience, where they explored the collection, engaged in fashion-forward conversations, and enjoyed a vibrant atmosphere that celebrated Lagos’ thriving fashion culture.
The evening was a perfect fusion of style and sophistication, further solidifying Polo Avenue as the go-to destination for luxury shopping in Nigeria.
For those who missed the event, the exclusive Versace collection is now available at Polo Avenue.
Visit Polo Avenue at Admiralty Way, Lekki Phase 1, to shop the collection and step into the world of timeless luxury.
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Lifestyle
The most hilarious April Fools’ pranks ever pulled in history

Many countries and cultures around the world intentionally celebrate April Fools’ Day.
While some pranks pulled are barely amusing, others are quite hilariously done.
If you’ve ever been at the receiving end of an April Fools’ Day prank and thought it was the most absurd thing anyone has ever experienced, you might have a rethink when you learn about these wildest pranks ever pulled in the history of humanity on April Fools’ Day.
Let’s look at, in no particular order, some of the most hilarious April Fools’ pranks in history.
1. Sweden’s colour television prank (1962)
On April 1, 1962, Sveriges Television, the only television channel in Sweden at the time, broadcast in black and white, announced that their “technical expert,” Kjell Stensson, was ready to show people how they could view colour images on their black-and-white TV sets.
Stensson then appeared on their screens sitting in front of a television set in the studio explaining how the process worked.
He explained it using a scientific theory, informing viewers that nylon stockings was the hack they needed to achieve the colour TV effect.
Many Swedes fell for this and rushed to get nylon stockings without realising it was a hoax.
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2. Netherlands’ aluminium foil prank (1969)
In 1969, the public broadcaster NTS in the Netherlands informed the citizens that inspectors with remote scanners would drive the streets to catch people who had not paid their radio/TV tax (“kijk en luistergeld” or “omroepbijdrage”).

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They, however, said that the only way to not be caught was to wrap the TV/radio in aluminium foil. The following day, people flocked in droves to stores to clear the shelves of aluminion foil.
There was also a sudden increase in the payment of TV and radio taxes.
3. The BBC Grandstand fight (1989)
In 1989, during the BBC television sports show Grandstand, some members of staff directly behind anchor, Des Lynam, broke into a fight right as he was commenting on the professionalism of his team.
It was, however, revealed to be an April Fools’ joke at the end of the show.
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4. Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy! switch (1997)
In 1997, Pat Sajak, the host of American television game show, Wheel of Fortune switched places with Alex Trebek, the then host of Jeopardy!
This swap threw viewers into total disbelief as they watched both hosts anchor the other’s show for an entire episode.
5. Flying Penguins (2008)
This prank goes down in the hall of fame of the most hilarious April Fools hoaxes. In 2008, the BBC created a video showing anchor, Terry Jones, walking with the penguins in Antarctica.
Jones reported that the penguins were a newly-discovered colony that could actually fly.
The video made sure to capture the penguins taking to the air, heading to the Amazon rainforest.
Viewers believed this new discovery until it was revealed to be an April Fools’ Day prank. With a follow-up video, the BBC showed how they were able to pull off the special effects of the flying penguins.
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10 best April Fool’s Day pranks for couples

If you are itching to introduce some mischief into your relationship, today is the perfect opportunity.
Just be sure that your partner enjoys harmless pranks. The key is to keep it fun, lighthearted, and free of anything that might cause real frustration or harm. Here are some of the best April Fool’s Day pranks for couples that will have both of you laughing.
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1. The “Broken” TV Remote Prank
Cover the sensor of the remote with clear tape or black nail polish, making it seem like the remote has stopped working. They will be frustrated at first, followed by laughter when they find out it’s just a prank.
2. The Fake Alarm Prank
If your partner usually sets an alarm, prank them by setting the alarm an hour earlier than usual and let them get ready before revealing the time. They may be slightly annoyed, but it’s a harmless way to start the day with a laugh.
3. The “Unreadable” Phone Screen
Take a screenshot of their home screen, then set it as their wallpaper and remove all the app icons. They’ll keep tapping, but nothing will open! Your partner will be confused and mildly frustrated as they wonder why their phone isn’t working. But they might crack a smile once they know it’s a prank.
4. The “Reverse” Keyboard Prank
If your partner uses a computer, go into the settings and switch the keyboard input to a different language layout (like AZERTY or Dvorak). They will be annoyed as they struggle to type even the simplest words, but be ready to switch it back quickly before they lose patience.
5. The Soap That Won’t Lather Prank
Cover a bar of soap with clear nail polish so it won’t lather when they try to use it. They would be mildly frustrated as they scrub and scrub, wondering why it’s not working.
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6. The Fake Cracked Phone Screen Prank
Download a cracked screen wallpaper or use an app that simulates a broken display. Show them their phone and act shocked! Your partner would initially panic, but would be relieved when they realise it’s fake.

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7. The “Bluetooth Takeover” Prank
If your partner’s speaker or TV has Bluetooth, connect your phone and randomly play funny sounds or songs at unexpected times. They would be instantly shocked as they try to figure out where the noise is coming from but it would be all laughter when they realise it’s just you playing a prank.
8. The Inverted Screen Prank
On their computer, press Ctrl + Alt + Down Arrow (Windows) or go to System Preferences > Display > Rotate 180° (Mac) to flip their screen upside down. They would be initially confused as they struggle to figure out what’s wrong but be sure to undo it before they get frustrated.
9. The Toothpaste Prank
Seal the opening of their toothpaste tube with clear plastic wrap and screw the cap back on. They will be slightly annoyed as they squeeze and nothing comes out! Remove it quickly before they get too frustrated.
10. The Fake Delivery Prank
Call your partner and tell them to expect a food delivery within the hour then switch off your phone so they can’t reach you. After an hour, call back and make it up to them by actually sending their favourite meal. For an extra twist, wrap up one of their favorite clothing items and act like it just got delivered. Watch their confusion turn to shock as they realise why the outfit looks so familiar!
ALSO READ: Top 5 April Fools’ Day pranks you should NEVER try
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