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5 Annoying coworkers you should avoid (Before They Ruin Your Day, Your Mood, and Your Career)

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Work (plus Nigeria) is hard enough without dealing with coworkers who make you want to go outside, look up at the sky and ask God, “Why did you brought sic me to this country?”
From the office gossip to the energy vampire, some people are just wahala waiting to happen. And that’s without even touching on the annoying lover boy who has arrived early with the staff bus but, unlike the other staff who use that time to get some more sleep, instead uses it to leave a long, loud, annoying “good morning message for her”.
The Five Coworkers to Avoid at All Cost
Here’s your guide to recognizing and dodging all the people you need to avoid at work, because sincerely and truly, as the philosopher Tiwa Savage said: you no come this life to suffer (more than necessary).
1. The Office Gossip (A.k.a NTA News)
This person’s main job is news reporter, and the role on their employment contract is just a side hustle. They know who’s dating who, who broke up with who, who’s about to get fired (and why), and who’s next in line for a promotion.
You’ll find them either hovering by people’s desks like guys outside the betting centre hustling for daily 2 odds or sliding into your slack DMs with a “You won’t believe who I saw talking to oga just now!” Their KPIs and OKRs? To be the first to spread the gist—whether true, half-true, or a complete lie.
For your peace of mind, avoid talking to them too often. People will assume you’re part of their gossip constituency if you’re seen talking to them regularly. The next thing you know, HR is sending you a query about “unprofessional behaviour.”
If you make the rookie mistake of confiding in them, your secrets will become the next office memo. That small gist you told them about how your BetKing bet code hit last week, and how you’re keeping it lowkey to avoid billing? SORRY, billing has come o!
The office gossip can be entertaining—after all, who doesn’t love a little gist that does not concern them? But remember, they’re a drama cannon waiting to explode. Keep your distance far and your secrets even farther.
Extra Tip: If they manage to corner you, hit them with a “Hmmm…God dey” and walk away like you’re late for an investor meeting.

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2. The Energy Vampire (Nigerian Dracula)
This one is the human equivalent of that low NEPA voltage that comes every other month, draining everybody’s light, life, energy and ruining expensive devices.
Whether it’s their constant negativity, consistent complaints about everything, or their almost impressive ability to turn even the most exciting project into an exhausting nightmare, the energy vampire is especially talented at making you feel more drained than an iPhone XR battery at 2%.
Why avoid them? Spending too much time with this energy sucker will leave you feeling like you’ve run a marathon on an empty stomach – frustrated and ready to collapse while questioning all your life choices.
If you’re unfortunately stuck in a team project with them, focus on the task at hand and avoid getting drawn into their doomsday attitude. Keep your responses short and professional, like you’re responding to a situationship that doesn’t know things have ended.
In case they ever corner you and start sharing negativity like a party pack, politely but firmly cut them off. Say “Abeg abeg, I no get power for that one today. I get work.”
3. The Know-It-All (A.K.A. “The Google Expert”)
This person is the office’s self-appointed Wikipedia, Google, and ChatGPT. They have an opinion on everything, from how to write documentation, why nobody sees Lagbaja’s face, Davido vs Wizkid, Funke Akindele, Tope Alabi, the real truth about Ayra Starr and Rema relationship, how to buy a house in Banana Island Lagos to why jollof rice tastes better in Senegal (even though they’ve never been there).
They are always doing oversabi, whether what they know is accurate, outdated, or entirely made up. That’s why they are frenemies with the office gossip.
You can always spot the office oversabi by their signature phrases: “Actually, let me correct you there,” “Fun fact…” and “Well, according to my research…”
They’re the type of person who will interrupt your presentation to point out a silly typo on slide 3 or explain why your opinion is “technically incorrect.”
Their unsolicited advice and corrections can make you feel like you’re in secondary school, being scolded by a wicked maths teacher whose wife left him for the French teacher.
Why avoid them other than the fact that they are more annoying than mosquitoes in your ear?
How to survive, in case you jam them by mistake:
When they start their “Well, actually…”, respond with “Wow, that’s interesting. Anyway…” and sharply change the subject.
Never argue with them; it will be like wrestling a pig in the mud. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. Save your energy for fights that matter, like your upcoming appraisal.
If they’re really insistent and can’t seem to take a hint, give them a task to keep them busy. “Since you know everything and have all the degrees, can you help me fix this printer? E just dey make noise since morning.”
4. The Boss’s Pet (A.K.A. “Oga/Madam’s Eye Service”)
This person is the office equivalent of a teacher’s pet—always on the boss’s good side, and they’ll do anything and everything to stay there.
Whether it’s volunteering for extra work nobody needs, laughing like a hyena at oga or madam’s jokes, or throwing their colleagues under the bus, they will be there no matter what.
They’re the first to say “Yes, sir!” in meetings, the last to leave the office (even if they’re just scrolling through Instagram) because they want to appear overly dedicated, and the one who always seem to know what madam wants before madam even knows it.
Why avoid them? Their loyalty is to management alone. If it comes down to saving their own skin or protecting you, they’ll fling you under the bus and drive the bus over you twice.
They’re the kind of person who will take credit for your work without fear or shame and then blame you when things go wrong.
Always keep your distance from Oga and Madam’s pet. They’re not your friend and will use any information you share against you. Imagine if they now gang up with the office gossip to table your matter? It is finished oh.
If you have to work with them, save every email, text, and document, and keep a record of tasks, deadlines, and agreements. Also avoid sharing your real feelings about work around or with them. They’ll twist your words and serve them as macaroni to management on a silver platter.
5. The Overly Competitive Colleague (A.K.A. “The Hustle Machine”)
This person treats every task, project or even a typical day like it’s a BBNaija finale, with drama, villain energy, plenty of strategy, and a burning desire to win at all costs.
Whether it’s small office banter, a team project, or even who gets to the photocopier first, The Hustle Machine will turn it into a reality TV-worthy competition.
Unfortunately, you cannot avoid them, because they are the type of person management likes to involve in everything. Even though they will step on everybody’s toes, create unnecessary tension and turn a simple work project into a battle.
The only way to deal with it is to face your own work and let The Hustle Machine tire themselves out.
Bonus Person to Avoid: The Time Waster
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Revealed: What Buhari was really eating in Aso Rock

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It is no longer news that the former Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari has died.
The announcement came late last night, stating that he passed away at a private hospital in London on July 13, 2025, after a brief illness. His death, unsurprisingly, has triggered mixed reactions across the country, ranging from prayers for his departed soul and celebration from frustrated citizens.
While some political allies and loyalists mourned him, many Nigerians, especially the youth, are openly celebrating having endured his two-term administration, largely marked by economic hardship, broken promises, and silence in times of crisis.
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Most of the criticism stems from his years in office, during which Nigeria slipped into two recessions and millions fell deeper into poverty. Yet, amid all this, Buhari’s government maintained an alarmingly extravagant lifestyle within Aso Rock. The feeding budget for the presidency alone raised eyebrows every year.
What Buhari Was Eating In Aso Rock
Buhari ate good, or so it seems. In Buhari’s 2017 budget, ₦850 million was allocated for food, cooking gas, and kitchen utensils at Aso Rock:
₦100.8 million for kitchen utensils (forks, knives, etc.)
₦360 million for foodstuffs and catering materials
₦63 million for cooking gas
₦114.9 million for the president’s food alone
According to the report, this breakdown was part of the ₦42 billion total allocated to the State House. Analysts noted that the utensil budget alone could have built at least five health centres. Premium Times also reported that in just three years, the presidency spent over ₦420 million on catering equipment alone, excluding food and gas, a figure they said could have reversed malnutrition among children in IDP camps.
They were definitely cooking up a storm with that exorbitant amount. But, alas! a friend of the deceased president in an interview in 2015 said his best food was a simple meal. It wasn’t steak or the most expensive meal in the world. It was a humble meal called tuwo alikama.
Alhaji Ahmed Babankowa, a retired police commissioner and close associate of Buhari for over four decades, said Buhari had a deep love for tuwo alikama (a wheat-based dish) served with various local soups like okra. Even while travelling, meals were pre-packed and stored in the convoy. His drink choices were also modest. Fanta, Coca-Cola, and water made up his beverage selection, no alcohol and no wine.
Despite the hardship many Nigerians faced during his time in office, Buhari, according to Babankowa, reportedly never missed his three square meals, but his simplicity did not stop Aso Rock from becoming a palace of excess.

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Recently, Garba Shehu, Buhari’s former spokesperson, also attempted to paint a picture of modesty in his book Lessons from a Presidential Spokesperson’s Experience. He wrote that Buhari ate basic foods like:
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According to him, Buhari once rejected a ₦10 million meal budget and demanded it be slashed. Despite enjoying the most carefully prepared and lavish meals, Nigerian leaders, including Buhari, continue to frequently fly abroad for medical treatment.
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This wasteful pattern, unfortunately, continues with President Bola Ahmed Tinubu. In his 2024 budget, Tinubu and Vice President Kashim Shettima allocated ₦660.5 million for meals, amounting to ₦1.8 million daily. The president’s office alone will spend over ₦287 million on foodstuffs and another ₦33.6 million on “refreshments and meals.”
If tomorrow, Tinubu’s spokesperson writes a book and claims his best food was agbado paired with ube, and that was most of what he ate in Aso Rock during his tenure, would you be surprised? While Buhari may have had simple tastes, the structure and operations of Aso Rock were anything but frugal. Whether Garba Shehu’s comments were true or not, we may never truly know.
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My serving food is humility, not campaign strategy – Peter Obi replies critics

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The 2027 presidential aspirant, Peter Obi, has reacted to criticisms that trailed the viral photos and videos of him serving food at a recent event in Imo State.
Responding to critics in a post on his official X account on Sunday, July 13, 2025, Obi said his gesture was borne out of humility and service to humanity.
The former Anambra State Governor stressed that the act was not intended to be a campaign strategy, accusing “paid agents” of twisting a sincere gesture into “something political.”
He urged Nigerians to have a mind shift away from performative charity to a culture of consistent compassion.
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This is coming on the heels of a wave of criticisms that greeted the footage, which showed Obi carrying a tray of food and serving guests at the Jubilee of Hope event in Imo state last weekend.
“My weekend activity of serving food at a special event has been generating interest, as expectedly, because leaders in our society have removed the service component in leadership,” he wrote.
“It’s sounding strange that I was seen serving food to people. Let me be clear, that event was not about me. It was called the Jubilee of Hope, and its purpose is straightforward, to remind us all that true leadership is service, and that those who have must never forget those who do not.”
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“As expected, the usual naysayers and paid agents went to work trying to twist something sincere into something political,” he added.
Obi stressed that the Jubilee of Hope wasn’t a performative gathering, but rather a conscientious event, where the privileged are reminded of their responsibility to the less fortunate.
“But let me restate the heart of the matter, the Jubilee of Hope is designed for the rich to come down from their high places, even if just for a moment, and serve the poor, not as a show, but as a symbol of the society we must build. A society anchored on empathy, equity, and responsibility,” he said.
He clarified that he wasn’t the only attendee who served food at the occasion, naming other prominent Nigerians, including John Onaiyekan, a cardinal and former Catholic archbishop of Abuja, Osita Izunaso, and A.B.C. Orjiako, former chairman of Seplat Plc, as co-participants in the outreach.
“It wasn’t about the cameras; it was about conscience.
“I am genuinely surprised that this simple act has become a topic of discussion. As Governor, I always served others whenever we had events. Even now, in private life, I do not have a house help.
“When guests visit my home, I serve them myself. I live simply, I sweep, I clean, because for me, humility is not a campaign strategy; it is a way of life,” he wrote.
The presidential hopeful further disclosed that he chose to stay longer at the event because many of the underprivileged in attendance requested to be served directly by him.
“I could not ignore them. That was the only reason. Otherwise, there was nothing special about what I did. Service is not special; it is expected.
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“We cannot speak of building a New Nigeria while ignoring the hungry, the forgotten, and the poor. Events like this must not remain symbolic; they must become cultural. Public office holders, business leaders, and everyday citizens must unite in lifting others.
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How to start saving when urgent 2k requests keep coming

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Saving money in Nigeria is already tough. Given the fluctuating economy and rising dollar rate, it’s become increasingly clear that our salaries can barely meet our needs.
Now, imagine someone popping out of nowhere to ask you for urgent 2k on top of all these. Can be frustrating, right? And it often feels like they have a GPS tracker to know when small amounts of money drop into your account.
Whether it’s your cousin, old classmate, or friend who only remembers you when sapa comes visiting, you need to learn how to handle the situation and not seem like the stingy villain.
Here are all the important tips to help you save, even when the requests are at their peak.
Create a giveaway budget
Yes, you heard that right. Often, the best way to avoid certain problems is to embrace them. So, embrace the fact that there’ll always be requests. So instead of rejecting all requests and feeling like a wicked person, set aside a certain amount for giveaway every month. This way, you can control how much you give without feeling like you’ve let your philanthropic side down. If anyone comes when the pot is empty, you can always move till next month. At least, it helps you stick to a budget and not use money meant for other purposes.
Automate your savings
With the economy going the way it’s going, you may sometimes forget to save until you’ve finished your income. That’s why we often advise people to automate their income. This way, a part of your income gets moved to somewhere safe as soon as it drops. It’s a great way to avoid being overwhelmed by urgent 2k requests, so you can focus on saving.
Learn to say no – politely but firmly
This one is tough because Nigerians don’t like hearing “no.” They will guilt-trip you. You’ll hear statements like:
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When they come with these gimmicks, learn to stand your ground. Smile, and sound as diplomatic as possible while turning down their requests. You’ll be surprised by how quickly they’ll move to the DM of another sponsor.
Use the lock savings feature
Most savings apps now have a “locked” or “target” saving option, meaning you can’t withdraw until a set date. So when the urgent 2k message lands, you can genuinely say, “Ah, I for help oh, but my money dey locked.”

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It’s not even a lie. Your money is chilling in financial prison, waiting for freedom day.
Remember the why
Saving is hard when you keep giving in to every request. But the question is, “how can you avoid giving in?” A good strategy is always to remember why you’re saving in the first place. If you remember you’re saving to travel, for instance, no amount of 2k requests will change your resolve. You know what you want, and you’re gunning for it.
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